Geez, are people getting ruder with my old age? Or am I just getting pickier? AND I am not talking about kids and teens. I am tired of middle aged to old people being in a hurry and cutting in line. In fact most kids and young adults act better than people my age.
Frankly, I'd like to give them detention with Modestine Ivy or Peter Christensen in charge of the detention hall.
Maybe I should start carrying discipline referrals and handing them out randomly to jerks?
The DOT has signs saying "Merge Left, Lane Closed Ahead." Some jerk drives straight to the front of the line and wants to cut in. NO. You are not special. NO. Everyone is busy. NO. You are the fastest, bestest driver in the world. NO. You think you are clever. NO. You really should go to the back of the line.
The bank has little ropes so that people can move in order and hear the nice ladies say, "May I help the next person in line?" You are either so busy talking on that pink cell phone or you are just plain stupid when you breeze past the sweet little lady in the wheelchair who has been waiting so patiently...yep, I'm the one who told you to go to the back of the line....no cutting.
Does it hurt to be that stupid?
People should not fart in restaurants. I'm not saying you might not have to fart. But, I think you should excuse yourself and go to the restroom. OR go outside. And don't laugh....no one thinks it's funny. (I did read somewhere that people love to smell their own smells-- do you think that's true?)
Just call me Emily Post.
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