Friday, May 10, 2013

Oh, What a Tangled Web We Weave....

Humph!  What do you do about people that have talked ugly about you behind your back?

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I just cull them from my life like a rancher decides which cow is going to be next in the freezer as steaks, ribs, and hamburgers.  Yum.  Sacred cows make great steaks!

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But, then, the said person sidles up and acts like your buddy, your pal, your confidant.

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This makes me want to cough into my hand like John Bulushi did in the movie Animal House while sitting in Dean Wermer's office and say, "Bullshit."

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Look on my resume.  Nowhere does it say, "STUPID."

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I learned from a master to praise in public, punish in private.

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Oh, Ye, who know everything and have an opinion for everything without having all the facts-  Bite me.

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Grandma would say I have a bee in my bonnet.  I have a hornet in my hat, too!

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Never mistake kindness for weakness.




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