Life slaps reality up the side of my head on a regular basis.
Like trying on a pair of jeans that are so tight, your head hurts.
"That's the way they're supposed to fit!" giggles the young girl helping me.
"No, not at my age, " I reply. "People my age get strokes from pants this tight."
"Really?" she looks at me with wide-eyed innocence. "I didn't know that."
"It's true. Tight jeans are a leading cause of death in people my age and unwanted pregnancy in people your age."
"Really?"
Sometimes it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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