Getting out of the swimming pool today, I knocked my middle toe on my right foot funny. No, I'm not sure how I did it. I just kind of stubbed my toe really, really hard.
My toe is the purple of lilac bushes in the spring.
My toe hurts like a son of a gun.
My toe is swollen like a Hostess Twinkie.
I think I can say, with complete candor, that I have "toe-li-o."
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