So, I was at this bar one night....and the waiter screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?"...and I said, “Hell, I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed.....well, except this one guy.
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Do you know what you get if you cross an onion with a donkey?
You either get an onion with really long ears or a piece of ass that’ll make your eyes water.
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Do know the difference between humor and odor?
Humor is a shift of wit.
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Have you ever seen moth balls?
How’d ya’ get their little legs apart.
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Why don’t witches have babies?
Their husbands have Halloweenies.
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How’s a woman like a frying pan?
Ya’ gotta’ get them hot before you put the meat in.
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I read the first joke on the Internet last week. The last five jokes were told to me by various 4th graders over thirty years ago.....thankfully, most of them had no idea what they were talking about. They had overheard their dads (no lie) telling these jokes and because the adults were laughing, the children thought that I might like them.
No wonder I loved teaching 10 year old kids!
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