LOTS OF STUFF ABOUT NOTHING

The way I fuss about a hangnail, you would think it was a nuclear war.  And a jagged fingernail makes me know I have some issues.  I fixate on it and can’t get anything completed until it is smooth.   I don’t like rough or jagged.

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If I ever get my hip replaced, I’m going to have a computer put in it to be able to read mind waves.  It seems like a handy thing to have.  Anyway, that’s what that the Grandma told me was wrong with me....I needed to listen to the voices.  

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If something looks easy, that something has been practiced a long, long time.  Watching basketball players sink free throws is an example.  Watching a kindergarten teacher getting her students ready for the end of the day and dismissal.  No one gets ahead without practice, hard work and experience.  Beware those folks to have a meteoric rise to stardom.....it’s a hell of a trip down.  But, I usually watch.

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Lordy, I love people who just blurt out foolishness.  Nothing makes me laugh harder than a Freudian slip....especially if it’s me who did it.

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Let retired be retired.  I love volunteering.  I love writing.  I loved waking up this morning at 7 and not have been at school, up for two hours, and listening to why EVERYONE is tired.  The Monday after the time change should be a school holiday.  I don’t know what I’d call it.  I did have a wonderful pal suggest that we ease into daylight savings time 15 minutes at a time over a span of four weeks.  It would be a nightmare to implement, but my sleep pattern would thank you.

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NIT....NOT IN TOUNAMENT.....it really stands for National Invitational Tournament.  I am still laughing about MY guess for what NIT really stands for.