Dumb Things I Have Done-- First in a Series

1.  Jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.  I was 45 years old at the time.  Enough said on that one.  My entire family watched me.  Their only regret.  "We could have won $1,000,000 if we would have had a video of that."

Yes, I meant to do it.

No, I would never do it again.